Glamour Shots For Stronger Friendships

Jessie and I recently came to the realization that our guests don't know us well enough. Sure, they know the basics. We are Canadian, sisters, students, travellers, beach lovers, dancing machines. What about our likes and dislikes? Exceptional skills? Our inspirations? Aspirations? We needed to address this issue before things got out of hand and the barriers between employee and guest grew too strong to break down. But how can one solve such a monstrous problem? The same way you solve any problem. Glamour shots. Glamour shots and bios. Now with our informative, uncensored glamour shot-bio posters, Urban House guests lucky enough to stay at Gipuzcoa 3 can get to know the genious behind our floor from the moment they walk in the door.

JESSIE REW

Occupation: Hannah Montaña

Skills: Dancing really fast to the most undanceable songs in history.
Hobbies: Teaching and perfecting suggestive dance moves.
Likes: Long jazz walks on the beach.
Dislikes: Everything.
Idea of a Perfect Date: April 23rd, because it's not too hot and it's not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
Hopes, Dreams & Aspirations: Harsher punishment for parole violation. And world peace.
Inspiring quote: "Two weeks before the pageant, I was practicing my talent, finishing my costume, brushing up on current events and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. I. was. ready." - Alexandra Holden as Mary Johanson in Drop Dead Gorgoeus (1999)

CHLOE REW

Occupation: Hiphopapotamus
Skills: Getting criminal on the dance floor; making meatballs.
Hobbies: Collecting recipes from Martha Stewart Living and never using them.
Likes: Doing her hobby.
Dislikes: N/A
Idea of a Perfect Date: One that shows up.
Hopes, Dreams and Aspirations:
To have 6 official blog followers.
Inspiring quote: "You are your own rainbow." - Molly Shannon as Mary Katherine Gallagher in Superstar (1999)